Mahnoor Yw on Clubhouse

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📺 News producer

My life’s writers are on indefinite strike.

@saadk douchebag jar keeper:
“14.”
“I don’t go on dates; I go on experiences.”
“I’m like the guac daddy.”
“I am the coolness of my own eyes.”
“They’re not opinions; they’re pieces of my soul.”
“I don’t need luck; I’ve got destiny on my side.”
“I don’t see age.”
“If I want to buy a cocaine necklace, that’s on me.”
“Who’s ready to ball it up? Just got my Spalding.”
“Hey girl are you fajr? Because I keep missing you.”
“I know I have this tough, rugged exterior, but I also have feelings.”
(In response to Idaho) “U a ho.”
“My other pillow is called Stacy’s Mom. Because it’s got it going on.”
“You’re behind me? Joke’s on you - I’m lying on my back.”
“First of all, it’s 11:30 in the afternoon…”
“I love all countries, because all countries were created by Allah.”
“Your face is a shisha bar.”
“They’re a bunch of uggos.”
“I laugh at all my own jokes, because they’re hilarious.”
“I think Saad should give Saad-qah.”
“You wanna hear a cat joke? I don’t have one, I was just kitten.”
(From his bio) “Dating expert?”
“I’m on my mind.”
“You can pretty much get the whole Mexican experience in a Chipotle.”
“Girls be like ‘this guy knows his way around a spreadsheet? I guess I’ll spread ‘em.’”
“Yeah I know pivot tables. Gonna pivot dat ass.”
“Yeah fuck that to-do list, have your way with it.”
“My bedroom is Brownsville.”
“Does it have Mahgi noodles in it?”
(In response to me saying the newsroom is a mess) “Just hire some maids. They’ll clean it up and they’ll add diversity.”
“I don’t wear shoes. I wear moments that I live in.”
“I am ONE HILARIOUS PERSON.”
“Ugh, I hate judgemental people.”
(On why he’s being nice) “I do a lot of charity work.”
“Gonna revisit the douchebag jar.”
“Is Hong Kong inside Shanghai?”
“The point of Ramadan is just to sleep through the day so you never get hungry, right?”
“I’m on Vyvanse, ‘coz I’m vyvin’. Wegovy coz we groovy. Ozempic, more like ozem….pictures.”
“This street is curvy. Some guys like that.”
“My janaza is going to be lit.”