Evan on Clubhouse

Bio

Don’t mind me I’m just here to chill #imhim

Here’s a list of answers to questions people frequently ask me on here:
Yes, that is my real voice.
Yes, I am a white man.
No, I am not a catfish. So far I’ve been accused of being a Nigerian, a Somali, and a Senegalese man.
No, I will not say the n word, stop trying to get me to say the n word, it won’t work. I still get told to say it 3 times a day on this app on average.
Black lives are cherished and respected to the highest degree.
Yes I wash my butt. I wipe and use soap and water. Why is how I wash myself intriguing to you?
My pronouns are he/him.
I am from the United States.
No, I am not gay. If you’re LGBT, good for you, I don’t support homophobia, I’m just not gay. Don’t debate me, debate the uglier you in the mirror.
We need to take more effective measures to save civilians in Palestine from the daily violence they face.
I didn’t vote for Trump but I don’t like that dementia fart that replaced him either, I affiliate with the Green Party.
This is my list of clubhouse girlfriends: jk, I don’t have one, many women here treat me like entertainment and then accuse me of adultery and call me tainted. Later on some reveal they’re pregnant. That’s why I’m only emotionally available when I feel like it.
No, I do not have a foot fetish, I just simply believe you should make sure whoever you date takes care of their feet.
I’m agnostic, I don’t have a religion. I’m not interested in converting to yours, either. I think there’s higher power out there, and there is important wisdom in holy books. Just don’t abuse others over your religious sensitivity. You just have to prove your god(s) exists with science and you can’t do that as a voice on a screen. Why do you want to tell me to find your god(s) when you’re on the last app you want to be on if you want to get in tune with your spirituality? Again, debate the uglier you in the mirror.
No, I am not interested in your onlyfans, sexual favors, nor sending you money.
Long live Hanna Warsame one of my first ever clubhouse friends who’d come to my defense if someone ever tried me, you will never be forgotten.
Also I’m not gay.
I used to be addicted to this app, but wanted a more fulfilling life, so I use this less often. It feels great, I recommend you incels who yell at women all day on here do the same. Stop trying to touch barely adult girls like Drake and touch grass instead. For the third time, debate the uglier you in the mirror.