Brandon Chavez on Clubhouse
Bio
Friend of Bill W.
✳️ Mod - Co-Occuring Disorders
✳️ Mod - Meeting After the Meeting
Sober 2-27-21
I prefer my puns intended.
I always learn from mistake of others who take my advice.
I wrapped my Christmas presents early last year, but I used the wrong paper. It said "Happy Birthday" on it and I didn't want to waste it so I just wrote "Jesus" on it.
I got some new pajamas with pockets in 'em. Which is great, because before that, I used to have to hold stuff when I slept. But now I'm like, 'fuck where’s my planner? Oh! - There it is. "Okay sweet. Keep sleeping." All right, perfect.'
One of my favorite clothing patterns is camouflage. Because when you're in the woods it makes you blend in. But when you're not it does just the opposite. It's like, 'Hey, there's an asshole.' But when you're in the woods you're like, 'Is there an asshole out here?' They all look like trees.
I keep a lighter in my back pocket all the time. I'm not a smoker, I just really like certain songs.
Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time.
I like parties, but I don't like piñatas because the piñata promotes violence against flamboyant animals. “Hey, there's a donkey with some pizzazz. Let's kick its ass.” What I'm trying to say is, don't make the same Halloween costume mistake that I did.
I like fruit baskets because it gives you the ability to mail someone a piece of fruit without appearing insane. Like, if someone just mailed you an apple you'd be like "Huh? What the hell is this?" but if it's in a fruit basket you're like, "This is nice!"
I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says 'go outside.'
'Sort of' is such a harmless thing to say... sort of. It's just a filler. Sort of... it doesn't really mean anything. But after certain things, sort of means everything. Like... after "I love you"... or "You're going to live"... or "It's a boy!"
If I have to move up in a building, I choose the elevator over the escalator. Because one time I was riding the escalator and I tripped. I fell down the stairs for an hour and a half.
Saying 'I'm sorry' is the same as saying 'I apologize.' Except at a funeral.
Invited by: Brian Schultz
Last 10 Records
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| Day | Followers | Gain | % Gain |
|---|---|---|---|
| October 05, 2022 | 987 | +8 | +0.9% |
| August 13, 2022 | 979 | -3 | -0.4% |
| July 07, 2022 | 982 | +13 | +1.4% |
| May 31, 2022 | 969 | -8 | -0.9% |
| May 12, 2022 | 977 | +5 | +0.6% |
| April 04, 2022 | 972 | +34 | +3.7% |
| February 05, 2022 | 938 | +19 | +2.1% |
| December 30, 2021 | 919 | +7 | +0.8% |
| November 22, 2021 | 912 | +39 | +4.5% |
| October 14, 2021 | 873 | +65 | +8.1% |
