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- Agnostic Atheist Golden Retriever and Cocker Spaniel Dad 🪐🐾
- INTP-T 🤿💤
- According to the enneagram thing seems like I’m the observer 5️⃣
- Yacht Cleaner 🛳🧽🫧
- Basketball beginner 🏀⛹️‍♂️

“If you can’t win the game, if you can’t solve the puzzle, you’re nothing but a loser.”

Don’t take life too seriously because you’ll never get out of it alive 😅

Enjoy laughing at myself and this world we live in

Atheist Agenda
08:30 AM - Wake up
08:31 AM - Cry about Creationism in Schools
08:45 AM - Shower in blood
09:00 AM - Eat a baby
09:15 AM - Skype with Satan, discuss world domination
09:30 AM - Drive to work and sing along with Ozzy
10:05 AM - Scowl and hiss while walking to the desk
12:30 PM - Get a latte and gluten free pastry for lunch
05:30 PM - Drive home and listen to Rammstein
06:00 PM - Eat another baby
10:00 PM - Watch a ridiculous documentary on Atheism
03:15 AM - Light black candles and pray to the Dark Lord


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