Adam Schlachter on Clubhouse

Bio

The Random Highlights Of A Time Traveller:
Plowed My Way Through The World’s Longest Nine-Month Race. Won 1st Place. (Age 0)

Fell For A Girl A Year Older. Cried Because I Thought She Would Not Love Me Back. (Age 5)

Kicked A Soccer Ball To Pele In The Middle Of The Orange Bowl. He Kicked It Back. (Age 10)

First Kiss. I Don’t Know, Maybe A Year Later. Teenage Years Are All Kind Of A Blur. (Age 15.)

Some Crazy Adventures Backpacking Europe, Including Drinks With Jim Jarmusch. (Age 20)

Foosball With George Clooney And Two Ladies. He Charmed. They Melted. I Learned. (Age 25)

Roasted By Don Rickles At A Poker Game. Lost All My Money. (R.I.P. Bald Ugly Man.) (Age 30)

Catastrophic Apartment Complex Fire Survivor. Neighbors Saved Neighbors. All Lived. (Age 35)

Started Focusing On How To Turn Extreme Tragedies Into Positive Experiences. (Age 40)

Finished 1st Documentary Feature And 3rd Overall Feature Film. Underdogs Rock! (Age 45)

(And Other Fun Stuff In The In-Between Years. I Have Better Personal Stories, But We Just Met.)

Adam’s Cat Minino
Lived To 100 (Cat Years)
Read Adam’s Mind
Saved Adam’s Life

Adam’s Dog Yo-Yo
Will Live To 100 (Dog Years)
Eats Adam’s Food
Saving Adam’s Life

If I made you laugh, maybe said something insightful, or think I am cute or whatever, feel free to follow and start a conversation. Doing my best to be a better man. Always have been.

They want money, but love is supreme. Buy your Momma some flowers. Trust me on that. Any money left over, you can invest in my films.