Melissa Aysha Jan on Clubhouse

Bio

Human Whisperer. Creative. Medical outlier with some crazy stories. 📍Washington, DC / DMV

I’m a blast, make my own rules, forever curious, love humans, and will tell you the truth if you ask.

Prefer to spend my time dancing, laughing, snowboarding, & sassing. Changing the world one human at a time. 😘

Why they come:
* Unfiltered commentary / expression
* Relating / emotional intelligence
* Practicality in crisis

Why they stay: Self acceptance & fun. And,
* Men get the girl.
* Women own their desire.
* Leaders transform teams/lives.
* Humans become honorably unfuckwithable.

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Most recently helped multiple covid patients when doctors couldn’t (you can thank my vaccine induced decade of immune & nervous system chaos).

Other party tricks include:
• Improving emotional lives since 1998.
• Improving sex lives since 2003.
• Improving corporate lives since 2007.
• Improving entrepreneur lives since 2015.
• Improving patient lives since 2016.

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Neurodivergent, with a soft spot for the outliers of the world. ✨

DM me “potatoes” for fun. Or you can silently stalk me. The choice is yours. 😘

My best content currently shows up in my IG stories.

Social Media:
IG | Tik Tok | FB: @melissaayshajan
Twitter, if you’re a patient: @SpoonieCult

Human Design: 5/1 MG
Myers Briggs: INFP
I forgot the rest.

Ps. I’ve had a semi-permanent IV line in my arm for 4 years. Yes, you can ask!