Lisa Johnson on Clubhouse

Bio

👱🏻‍♀️ Getting women naked since 2011 📸 (And getting paid to do it! 💋 )

🏂 competitive snowboarder
🏆 Award winning portrait photographer.
🎤 Karaoke superstar ⭐️
🥇 Voted one of Canada’s top 10 “Mompreneur of the year” by thousands of Canadians across the country.

✳️ CoFounder of Dumpster Fire MOMS Club - A movement to burn down the ridiculous perfect motherhood expectations. @dumpsterfiremoms

🎙 Dumpster Fire MOM 🔥 Podcast launching soon.

IG: 2k+
FB: 7k+
Kids: 3 + 👼🏼
Boyfriends: 0 🤷🏼‍♀️ (DM’s are open 😘 )

📷 Full time portrait photographer/Fine Art Newborn, children portraits, headshots and various products with an insane passion for showing EVERY single woman on this freakin planet just how gorgeous they are - as they are through my lens with BOUDOIR PHOTOGRAPHY 💋

Mom Resume:

Cofounder of the raddest mom club on clubhouse! Slide into my DM’s and Ask me about it!

When I am not clinking champagne with 1/2 naked ladies, I raise the shit out of the RADDEST kids ever!

Single 😘 (that’s right single dads, ->single <- Mom of 4 boys!! 🧑🏼 👱🏻 🧔🏻 👼🏼

👱🏻 Mom to an 11yo dx gifted 🧑🏼‍🏫 child who is also battling a rare lung 🫁 disease called Primary Ciliary Dyskinesia (PCD) in the middle of a pandemic!! 🤯 Dbl whammy! Good thing he’s so rad!

🧑🏼 Mom to a 12yo Pre-teen elite athlete 🏃🏼on the asd spectrum 🧩 who somehow still manages to be one of my favourite smart asses. Yes I am a proud Canadian hockey mom! 🏒 🍁

🧔🏻 Mom to a 25 year old young man who survived his childhood with little damage and no jail time! He has become a free thinking, grateful, respectful, hardworking, responsible adult who will roll his mommy a doobie on demand. 💨 #parentingexpert

👼🏼 Mom to a little boy born with cardiomyopathy who lost his life way too soon. He was not able to receive a new heart in time, but he will forever share mine ❤️

A sense of humour first, bacon and buckets of wine are the keys to my success/survival!

Sassy, classy, a little badassy.

🌎 Vancouver BC Canada 🇨🇦
Canadian girls do kick ass 💋 💪