Jabari Ross on Clubhouse

Bio

- Grew up in Brownsville section of Brooklyn, NY in the ‘90’s.

- Married Father of 2
- Millennial
- ADOS
- VP, Private Client Advisor | Portfolio Management
(I am not accepting new clients, so don’t ask. At this point in my career, I’m too busy firing disobedient clients who have too many opinions about the market)

- Part-time Troll God (I’m just being contrarian in order to practice my rebuttals with clients @ the office)

(No that is not my picture, but after listening to the unsolicited Shakespearean soliloquies & scattered speech patterns on Clubhouse, my face usually looks like that…)
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🍿🍿I am convinced that isolation during Covid has led to massive anxiety and mental health problems across the board. Many people on clubhouse are venting their negativity instead of speaking to a professional. I’m just here for the show. 🍿🍿


🎙 🎤 I do not consent to being recorded. Recording me without my consent will lead to legal action.🎤🎙


📚👨🏾‍⚖️Having Moderator status or attendance in a room does not mean that I espouse the views or opinions of said room. 📚👨🏾‍⚖️















































🌎 By the way…. I’ve been struggling all my life, but now I’m starting to get “put on” by Babylon. Of course, me being a dumb ass, I decided to sell out to the NWO right before the Messiah returns. To maintain my position, I’m snitching on all of y’all that don’t take the vaccine. I don’t care if y’all run in the forest or hide in sewers; me and my NWO goons will hunt you down and chip you. If y’all try to hide I’m going to turn up the 5G and 6G signal until you Harlem Shake like P Diddy, which will give up your location to my new friends. But right before I meet my Maker, I’ll ask for forgiveness and end up in heaven right next to you. Even though you were cold, starving, and struggled during the END TIMES while I ate steak and drank the finest wines with the thickest baddies during the Apocalypse, we’ll both end up in heaven. Why? Because I’m a troll god. Crazy huh? 🌎