Peter Pan on Clubhouse

Bio

* Mandarin Cantonese English Teochew
* Beijing, Shenzhen, Liverpool, Edinburgh, Surrey UK
* Researcher, Engineer and DIYer,
* Jack of all trades, master of none.

From Uncyclopedia Sinica: Zhinese, aka Chinigga, is a breed of tailless ape originally from the great province of Wumaoland in Chyna. Zhinese feed on positive energy and live symbiotically with white monkey and pander bear. Being bullshido masters they are highly accomplished in doxing, brigading, sophistry, backstabbing and virtue signaling. Zhinese love to stalk Winnie the Pooh and hate to see anybody not having their nose browned. Although their ruddy rear ends are usually branded with hammer and sickle, it is easier to identify one by mentioning the word zhina which will drive them apeshite and charge at you. Announce “Zhina number one!” at once to preserve your virginity and social credit score.

支那蛛(摘自大中华百科秘笈）: 又称牛二。支蛛，动物界，无脊椎目，小粉红科，起源中土，现已扩散于世界各地。穴居，常与白猴子和马屁熊共生，主要天敌为羊大人，白皮猪和你哥。食腐为生，亦喜尾随维尼熊吸食其排泄的正能量。小脑发达，擅长人肉，山寨，念經，舉報，狡辯，太平拳，跪舔等技能。雖然大腦容量僅兩顆蠶豆大小，但具有一定語言能力，熟練掌握又赢了，你妈死了，虽远必支，一戴一露，高铁，共享单车，抖音微信小红书，路易威登，爱马仕，百达斐丽，滞纳宝，厉害国，抄作业等词汇。支支肉骚皮厚，食用价值不大，但在牛皮吹制行业中有着广泛应用。支支全身都是宝，含丰富氮磷钾元素，尤其是鈘纯度极高，所以也常被赵家人圈养以用于制作炮灰，物美价廉，远销全球，深受各国人民喜爱。支支外表貌似华人，鉴别方法除其红屁股常印有镰刀斧头外，还可以大喊”滞纳人”三字，闻之面红耳赤双拳捶胸语无伦次者即是。及时郑重宣布”滞纳南波万” 以保全小命。
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走线党太祖Bennie本记
太祖元年元日：太祖伐OK，OK败走支研所，太祖以德服人，天下皆来朝
元年二日：太祖行仁政，赐百花齐放百家争鸣，众文武皆称善。封黄鹅大卫正三品发言人，屁得潘从三品文工团团座兼修党史
元年三日：太祖御驾亲征小匪红，斩嘿嘿，取财珍，大战大奶三百回合，擒之还朝以实后宫。众韭菜皆称又赢了，太祖各赐写真集一本，游戏币二枚，玩物以明志
元年四日：屁得潘修史有功，太祖赏黄马褂一件。黄鹅升官第一发言人
元月五日：盗贼四起，将帅拥兵而不战，文吏噂沓而营私，皆走线支研所。太祖殉国于歪脖树，陪葬笔记本电脑一台。谥拳打南山猛虎脚踢北海蛟龙文成武德恭喜发财嬉皇帝
元月六日：太祖复活，七斤光荣入党
元月七日：太祖扫六合，闪电五连鞭，雀不飞绝技无敌天下
元月八日：七斤屁得潘走線另立中央，太祖巧計藍金黃
元月九日：太祖洞察屁得潘之狐狸尾巴，开除出党，诛九族，没收黄马褂
n年n月：太祖被发现原来是野種農民工，且一直无照裸奔，被小匪红拴狗链游街，黥面 SB, 一直高呼”二十年后又是一条好汉”！ Hanged, drawned and quartered. 其走线党羽一哄而散。