The Church of the Lavishing Love on Clubhouse

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“Fear not the low attendance rates at your church for not every church is worth attending. Lo and behold, for we have been given a spacious space suited for the God-fearing sinner. A poorly attended church as very few are those who truly seek salvation”

~ Rabbi Reverend Randall McDickerson

Welcome to our Church on Clubhouse! We are NOT the real church and are not affiliated with her, but instead we are just like all the other tap-dancing protestant churches. However, we differ from others in the protestant movement in:

1) Nothing we speak is of our own, but all is inspired by the Spirit. We take pride in the Orthodox doctrine and the sound foundation of Orthodoxy, and we hope that our content will end up taking you to the real Church (Eastern Orthodox) ☦️

2) We do NOT run financial scams via cooking donation books. All we do is supply lost sons (and other tap-dancers) with the suitable Orthodox content, hoping that they come back to the real Church via our untrue Church (one like their own) ❤️

We look forward to seeing you and seeing the Lord free your soul! If you’re feeling lost, feel free to talk to Rabbi McDickerson 🙌🏼 he is friendly, understanding, respectful and tolerant ❤️