Sporks on Clubhouse

Description

Welcome to the Sporkdom of intelligent misfits. We are a nonarchy of the most emotionally controlled, intellectually expansive and also infrequent space…it’s like we’re the mandala of Clubhouse. This is the safe place where your inner child can come out to play in an intelligent way…and also sometimes we talk about poop. The #1 rule for being a Spork: do not tell people you are a Spork. Discover your own spoon, fork, foon, spife and inner dork essence (we have a Venn diagram). 📙🧩🥃 BACKSTORY: Our leader is Mathilde (teacher of the Sporks and Ruler of crawfish kingdom…and who also now has a Masters Degree 🙌🏻) and also Fredrica (Lisa’s mom) - she’s the OG Spork Queen. Jomar was driving by when it happened. 🤟🏻We’re a little weird, kinda wired, and a lotta love and laughter. “The kindest and strangest experience you will have on CH” …..Come play with us 👽🤙🏻🥳😵‍💫😜🤷‍♀️🤷🏿😎
Don’t be narrow spooned: Open your mind to give your brain the spoonful of deliciousness it deserves...we're about art of the "yes! and...." in how we live our daily lives.
Don't be a Splife: A splife is a spork with a knife on the other end - if you cut someone down, we will have to remove you from stage.
Don't ask how the sausage is made: sometimes it's best not to know how, and just to enjoy the flavor (thanks Tristan)
It's my Sporking club: If you dont like the sandbox, go play somewhere else. (Its tough to be a hardass recess monitor, they don't pay me enough for this lol)