Don’t Tell The Feds... on Clubhouse

Description

After being Shut Down and Shadow Banned Several Thousands of times by Clubhouse, The Most Dangerous Parody Club is finally back, online, to teach you tha do’s and don’t of HiGh-QuAliTy Criminality. Conversations include: Bank/Armored Truck Robbery 101. Our daily shoot-outs with the DARE Program. Is Crack Really Wack? We don’t think so. We don’t care what anyone says. Just do what we do and Don’t Tell the Feds (D.T.F)
DRUGS AND OTHER GANGSTER SHIT: We enforce a strict full-government name rapport with all drug dealers and killers. When you meet us, reveal your full government name and you will be taught the secret handshake.
MURDERS AND EXECUTIONS: Please discuss options for your ops with Bob. Bob is ex-CIA and will discreetly disconnect any loose ends. Please reserve Bob at least 2 weeks prior to the day of the deed for he is a busy killer guy.
NO SNITCHING: Snitches get Stitches. If you report us at any time or even dream of it, you will most certainly be paid a visit by the aforementioned Bob. Yikes.