Chris Parker's Ego Trip on Clubhouse

Description

Breath is life. The way out is through.
The only thing original about me is my subjectivity.
I am the "quiet type" and yet, put me in the proper alignment, I can apparently talk endlessly without really having to think about the next words to express; they express themselves through me.
Walk with me on my Hero's Journey (or is it an Antihero's Journey (or is it a Villain's Journey?)) and listen to me make an ass out of myself while making my best badass impression! 🎪🤡
⚠️ I do not actually exist. ⚠️
Welcome to the labyrinth of the Minotaur.


https://christopher.parker.jetzt

(This is not a personality cult. (Or is it? (Or isn't it?)))

P.S. I strongly dislike being referred to as "Chris Parker". It's a C-PTSD kinda thing. My name, please, is Chris, Christopher (if you insist on the formality), Christopher Parker (if you insist on expressing my lineage), or Christopher Charles Parker (if you are writing my eulogy, epitaph, elegy). So please, by all means, feel completely free to call me "Chris Parker". 🥰