Chotta Jhotta Fan Club
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This Club is dedicated to celebrating our hero The Chotta Jhotta fondly known as Babbu Jhotta and yet by many other monikers i.e. "Yanky Jhotta", "Yarran da Yaar Jhotta", "Halkeya Jhotta", "Mushqi Jhotta", "Paranoid/OCD Jhotta" (moniker varies by town).
Awards
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Mr. Jhotta is a local celebrity in many villages as an acclaimed goha philanthropist and a Limca-book award-winner for the lengthiest dingle-berry every dropped by a Jhotta.
Mr. Jhotta has been a recipient of multiple awards of bravery for chasing down alleged night burglars (excluding some of the misunderstandings involving pestering village kids and nosey village grandmas)
Personal Life
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Mr. Jhotta is an avid survivor as is evident from multiple surgeries he has undergone for the removal of various personal items including women's wigs👩🦲, pair of chappals 🩴, three pairs of men's underwear 🩲, and a stop sign 🛑.
Controversies
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Mr. Jhotta has been alleged for believing himself to be a pit-bull and occasionally biting villagers unprovoked (at times certain ungodly orifices) - claims of which have been unfounded by the slightly-blind village elder.
Forward
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Mr. Jhotta's biography is currently in works at the time of this writing and would be available soon at your local gaoo-shalas
*personally hoof-imprinted by Babbu himself*
Gaal kaddan bale kadd diye jange: Nale jaleel free kitti jayegi
Jaloos Kadha Jayega: Sawariyan apne jaloos ki khud jimmewaar hain. Kirpa karke sare jhandu apna balm kilo ke hisab se leyayen.
Bésuré Raag Only: Homage to Mr. Jhotta's vicariously vexing vocal chords shall be undertoned with deliberately unconventionalized lyrics/singing-capabilities to outline Mr. Jhotta's belief in remaining grounded/humble.
Gaal kaddan bale kadd diye jange
Nale jaleel free kitti jayegi
Jaloos Kadha Jayega
Sawariyan apne jaloos ki khud jimmewaar hain. Kirpa karke sare jhandu apna balm kilo ke hisab se leyayen.
Bésuré Raag Only
Homage to Mr. Jhotta's vicariously vexing vocal chords shall be undertoned with deliberately unconventionalized lyrics/singing-capabilities to outline Mr. Jhotta's belief in remaining grounded/humble.
Day | Members | Gain | % Gain |
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June 13, 2024 | 122 | +1 | +0.9% |
March 14, 2024 | 121 | 0 | 0.0% |
January 24, 2024 | 121 | 0 | 0.0% |
December 10, 2023 | 121 | +1 | +0.9% |
April 09, 2023 | 120 | -1 | -0.9% |
March 13, 2023 | 121 | +1 | +0.9% |
January 30, 2023 | 120 | -1 | -0.9% |
November 04, 2022 | 121 | +1 | +0.9% |
October 09, 2022 | 120 | -1 | -0.9% |
April 29, 2022 | 121 | +3 | +2.6% |
April 01, 2022 | 118 | +2 | +1.8% |
March 25, 2022 | 116 | -1 | -0.9% |
November 19, 2021 | 117 | +1 | +0.9% |
October 30, 2021 | 116 | +9 | +8.5% |
August 26, 2021 | 107 | -1 | -1.0% |