Vishal Gupta on Clubhouse

Bio

Machine Learning @ Freshworks. Loves baking and getting baked.

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Honestly, Clubhouse feels a little weird at first. It's like joining a new school in the middle of an academic year. Everybody has their friend circles and inside jokes and you're just trying to fit in.

You'll find the entitled Apple kids pretentiously sympathizing with Android users over the sloppiness of the Android app, the Musk fanboys hyping up unregulated shitcoins as their bank balance shrinks like the Greek GDP and the coconut NRIs with incomprehensible accents that would put Sundar Pichai to shame.

But more importantly, when you look around during recess, you'll find a secluded lunch table with bunch of nervous oddlings donning party caps of shame (the clubhouse-mandated training-wheels) bonding over something silly like the smell of petrol or pineapple on pizza.
Hop in.

You might be an introverted psychokinetic guinea-pig, but sooner or later, you'll find Mike, Dustin and Lucas, a little music in the madness, a space of your own. Welcome to the club!