Sam Smart on Clubhouse
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Blog + Opinion editor at The Ubyssey
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Last 10 Records
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| Day | Followers | Gain | % Gain |
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| July 24, 2023 | 21 | 0 | 0.0% |
| October 02, 2022 | 21 | +1 | +5.0% |
| August 11, 2022 | 20 | +1 | +5.3% |
| May 29, 2022 | 19 | -1 | -5.0% |
| January 15, 2022 | 20 | +1 | +5.3% |
| October 31, 2021 | 19 | +1 | +5.6% |
| September 24, 2021 | 18 | +2 | +12.5% |
