Scott Ramsay on Clubhouse

Bio

Ex chilli farmer and future soon to be co-owner of the Hillside Lightbulb Club 💪

- Owner of 7 genetically modified crown dogs 🐶
- Consultant of Turkish ceiling fans (imports only)
- x3 time winner of the Indianapolis hot dog eating contest 🏆
- Best friend of Paul Ragsten of Exotic Sweatshirt Co
- Master sculpture of electronic wooden audio enabled fish(see IG)
- Currently reading, 'The talkative hat that ran to the moon', Hefflbury Steam 📖
- Speaker
- Co-founder of Ruffle Rungus Beans for Distopian Orphans
- Advocate of Fairy Bread for Souldead Children of Christ
- Co-designer and engineer of the original Gilbert Gottfried soundboard
- Major sponsor of Randstein Dingus orchestral world music tour of Earth (minus Cambodia leg) 🎶
- Believer
- Dangle Street neighbourhood crime watch (11pm-11:30pm Thursdays)
- Have owned my own Christian anal bead store for 15 years. All beads blessed in holy water by Reverand Juaque De Alistair to send the holy spirit up the rear of homosexuality.
- Host of Elgors Hour of Tinhead Spoonfingers
- Leader @ '9 - 5 risk takers alliance for weather torn skeletons'
- Open about my public arrest for kidnapping in 2017 (due to be exonerated soon)
- Investor in rat pilot rockets to shallow space projects
- Vegan humanitarian crisis actor
- As seen on world 🌏
- Passionate member of 'Shed Builder Brothers of the Screaming Abyss'

I take serious Psalms 4:17:
'Though we may kill flies, lies will sew the seeds of rising tides. Garreth be the wine and wind, for thou shall seek and be ready'

Not currently accepting offers on cat grooming and I do NOT give permission to accept debit rabies.