Rhea Pillai on Clubhouse

Bio

Don't make me mod, I have the attention span of a goldfish

Higher ed nerd and notorious clubhouse room hopper

It's going to take me 11 business days to make this a respectable bio. I'm in my honeymoon phase with Clubhouse but shoot your shot by pulling me into a random room anyway - I like to live dangerously.

I'm going to proceed to make this bio longer with useless but midly interesting facts about myself (do you really want my credentials anyway?):

- I'm the eternally single friend with quality relationship advice. I'm also the friend everyone wants to start a podcast with

- If you remember your birth chart offhand, I'll fall in love with you

- My knowledge of Bollywood music is impressive but also problematic

- Butter chicken isn't food. It's a way of life

- I'm a grown ass borderline Gen ZxMillennial, just the right amount of unhinged to make it charming but...don't talk to me about stocks. Or taxes. Or a 401K (although I TOTALLY know what that is)

Fine, go stalk my instagram. It's a lot of memes and angsty pandemic selfies.