🌟 Certified Professional Procrastinator 📅
🍔 Professional foodie 🍕
💡 Master of brilliant ideas (that never quite make it past the brainstorming phase) 💭
📚 Official Netflix binger 📺
🤷♂️ Expert in finding the answer to questions you didn't even know you had ❓
💬 Fluent in sarcasm 🙃😉
🔭 Constantly searching for Wi-Fi signals and snacks 📶🍩