Michael Thomas on Clubhouse

Bio

Did I beg my friend for an invite to this app after I heard Azealia Banks was playing unreleased music? Yes. I sure did. I’m not proud of it, but it’s exactly what I did.

And now I’m here.

And it turns out you people are discussing business? Interesting. I happen to love discussing other people’s business.


My (general) specialties:
▪️Big, ugly, thinking
▪️Unwarranted reimagining
▪️Asking a series of unrelated questions to eliminate blind spots
▪️Measuring the size of small talk
▪️Cosplaying as someone very dumb so that you narrow your explanations down to its simplest components


I’m sure you’re a very important hedge fund manager, or “CrEaTiVe DiReCtOr”, or Bitcoin-person.

.....and I’m proud of you.

See? There. I said it. Someone is proud of you. Can you stop being obnoxious on the internet.