Kevin Allen on Clubhouse

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There once was a wealthy prince who became depressed. His doctor suggested that if he wore the shirt of a truly happy man who had no worries, he would be cured. His people went visiting the richest people in town in hopes of finding the one without worries. Though each one they visited confessed they weren't truly happy because of numerous worries related to business dealings.
Finally they came upon a simple poor man, wearing patched rags. They asked him if he was happy and if he had any worries. He said "WORRIES?, I don't know what they are!"
Elated at having found their man, they asked him to lend his shirt, only to discover it wasn't to be, as he replied:
"I don't have one, because if I did I would be worried about losing it! So why do I need a shirt?
To make me worry?
I have nothing, so I worry about nothing!"
The reported back to the prince and realized why he was depressed!