Shadows Without Color on Clubhouse
Updated: Sep 12, 2023
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God is really creative. I mean, just look at me.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
I named my iPod “Titanic.” It’s syncing now.
What’s the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant? About 5000 miles.
Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver.
I’m on Instagram, like you!
There will be no adulting today.
What did one snowman say to the other one? “Do you smell carrots?”
After Monday and Tuesday, every calendar says WTF.
Living vicariously through myself.
I’d tell a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn’t get a reaction.
Life happens. Coffee helps.
I’m a glowstick – I had to break before I could shine.
