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Ayan’s Guide of understanding men 🙃

You look great in that dress = Can we go now?
I’m an “alpha male” = actually beta
Women can provide too = 🚩
50/50 = 🚩
Playing too much video games = 🚩
I’ll call you later = Won’t call you later
Can you cook? = I Want a maid
What do you do/study? = About to stop listening
You look great for your age = I have no emotional intelligence and fk ur feelings
She’s just a friend = she’s not just a friend
6’0= 5’9
Good morning text = I remembered you exist.
I’m a Entrepreneur = Unemployed/Drug Dealer
You kinda thick = You’re big-boned but I will look past it
Where you at? = Are you close by?
I’m in your city= Let’s hook up
Be A Man= Suck it up and stop crying
You’re very aggressive = you’re smarter than me and I’m intimidated
Religious girls have no personality = I only like reformed baddies
Men asking stupid questions = He knows the answers already
Name a nba player from 2003 = I dont know how to talk to women
Sassy men = Drake
“She’s” crazy = He’s the problem
Men who watches anime= Security guards
Sensitive men= Simps

Ayan’s Guide of understanding women 🙃

Men are trash = Give me attention
I’m a Diva = Drama queen
Bubbly = Wont stop talking
Don't waste my time = Will waste your time
I’m a DIME= No self awareness
Independent = You will decide nothing
Fashionista = You will be an ATM
Where are all the good men = I only attract losers
Beautiful eyes = Fat
50k mahar = I just haven’t met the right guy yet
Boss babe = A headache
It’s complicated = Not single
Alpha woman = Bossy AF
Adventurous = Major red flag 🚩
I live alone = more 🚩 then Chinatown
I AM THE TABLE = I bring nothing to the table
I know my worth = I think I'm a Queen
Foody = Doesn't cook but likes restaurants
Love to travel = Wants you to take her on trips
Looking for a real man = looking for next victim
Love languages = 🤦🏼‍♂️
I love sports = I try to relate to men
I want a guy that makes me LoL = No personality
I’m bad at texting = Not that into you
Hate drama = Really loves drama
It’s not you, it’s me = it’s definitely you
Men should express themselves = I need ammo
I’m different = 🚩
He was too nice = I got bored
The energy/vibe was wrong = I got bored
We did not click = I got bored
With heels = I’m short but want a tall man
Who hurt you = stop being logical
Manifestations = Wishing
Pronouns = BLM Xalimo
Star Signs = Witchcraft
Submissive Men= Good Men