A. jo on Clubhouse

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My son Derick sometimes call me ancient 😂😢
And asked if I ever got to see a dinosaur 😳😳 I will be 40 this year.

A little boy was in a bus eating chocolate,then he took another one and then another.......a man next to him said “Do you know that too much of it will damage your teeth?”The boy replied “my grandfather lived for 132yrs”the man asked “was it because of eating chocolate?”The boy replied “no,he was always minding his own business.🙌

You can’t help the poor by destroying the rich.

One day I was sitting in an airplane next to a white guy with his little boy.Then a little boy looked at me and said “you were born at night” then he pointed to his father “and said you were born in the day”I was little bit confused 😂

One day I forgot to zip up my trouser👖,so a lady came to me and told me politely,”Sir your garage is open.”

I gave her a naughty smile as I zipped up and asked,”Did you see my black Range Rover parked inside?”
The lady smiled back and said,”No,just one small Toyota Vitz with two flat tyres.”