BTC$Witch Maxiiii on Clubhouse

Bio

I dont like talking much. I am sitting pretty on my stash of Bitcoin. Thanks to all of you for buying the dip. It helps me sell some and pay my lease on Lambo.

I dream of becoming an Oligarch. If all of you keep listening to me, who knows that may become a reality. Money is just a number. Read the Whitepaper. It literally is. That's why I promise - if you send me two Bitcoin, I will send you back one. Reducing reward, Halving.... remember from the Whitepaper .... that is how BTC price rises. I am so generous.

I will let you in on a secret. Did you know if you sit on your Bitcoin, long enough, they hatch? Its like the way eggs hatch. This is called Bitcoin Hatching. Imagine how many Bitcoins you will have when your Bitcoin hatch? And you know the best part - it is all green energy. It takes heat from your bum to create more Bitcoin. Its like your bum starts making money. Isn't it amazing?

I know you may not get it. It's hard. Just read the Bitcoin Whitepaper. It's all there. It will be angel dust and fairy tales. Don't worry, you will get there one day. I will help you. Just keep listening to me.

Follow me and I will follow you back.
Love me and I will love you back.