¿Mr.Blk? on Clubhouse

Bio

What I learned in my Accelerated Ph.D. curriculum while attending Clubhouse University International 🎓

* Life is short, spend it with someone tall🤌🏾
* The smoke detector beep=you need a husband🤯
* The darkside exists & THATS A FACT 😎
* Superfluous diction & ornateness = faux woke🤓
* But, as a subordinate adjective is dismissive 🫠
* Speak firm, deliberate, and with Oxford commas😉
* Say “disingenuous” to gaslight and dismiss facts😭
* The truth don’t matter, never, ever, and not at all 😳
* SIMP- Super intelligent Male Patriarch 🐼
* Say “conflating the issue” if you’re losing a debate 😆
* learn to say “balderdash” instead of cap 🤣
* perfect saying big words followed by “ clip it” 😭
* People With 40K followers host 23 people rooms 🤫
* Toxotical=💁🏾‍♀️who hates 🙋🏿‍♂️& complains about it😕
* You can’t be pro ⬛️and still marry interracial 🧐
* Bi-racial people, obviously, are not black 🔲😲
* Africans or Caribbeans, are indeed, not black 🔳😧
* $5 Indians(e.g.white people)are not black🙄
* If you can’t move the goalpost move the field 🥴
* Cishet=lesbian trapped in a male body 🥸
* ⬛️ is a construct ,Hence, ⬛️people are not ⬛️ 🤭
* Trans Atlantic Slavery never happened 😒
* Africans sold slaves for mirrors & umbrellas ☂ 😞
* Too much on your plate? You low vibrational🍽
* Black men are broke e.g. $23,174.98 per year 😢
* Black woman ain’t broke e.g. $23,174.98 per year 😢
* Cash app in your bio = passive prostitution👙
* Black women aren’t protected 😤
* Strong black woman is “anti black”🤬
* You don’t need a license to land ya plane ✈️🤣
* Use the word “nuance” to defend being wrong 🤥
*Man=protector,provider,procreator,problem fixer😶
* Woman=Proximity or Marriageability to said man 🤯
* Modern Women=Salary, Sexuality, Social status 🤑
* She can’t be trusted If she takes of her🧦after her👙
* A man who wears size medium cannot be trusted 👕
* The commas ($) don’t fix the trauma, get therapy😞
* WIFI = a Ph.D, JD or MBA in crypto & FX 😐
* Therapy is $65-$250 per hour, CH is free.99🤕
* You can cap all day if you have a rebrand strategy 🤓
* The truth; apparently doesn’t matter,still🙃
* Men booty clap and women titty twerk🤣
* Trolling is a long lost ancient art form 😆
* Strawman fallacy supersedes imperical evidence😳
* Saying “ wake it up” has nothing to do with sleep 😴
*Kum•ba•nah=pejorative slang4️⃣I choose violence 😇
* A “Factamony” is a fact to the infinite power 😎

✌️🏿Stay woke,Summa Cum Laude Class of2021🎓✊🏿