Prithiv Raj on Clubhouse

Bio

God is really creative. I mean, just look at me.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

I named my iPod “Titanic.” It’s syncing now.

What’s the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant? About 5000 miles.

Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver.

I’m on Instagram, like you!

 There will be no adulting today.

What did one snowman say to the other one? “Do you smell carrots?”

After Monday and Tuesday, every calendar says WTF.

Living vicariously through myself.

I’d tell a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn’t get a reaction.

Life happens. Coffee helps.

I’m a glowstick – I had to break before I could shine.

My autobiography is this mess of pics.

 I wanna be different just like everyone else.

No one’s life is as perfect as their Instagram feed

 I’m here to avoid friends on Facebook.

Life is short so I’m smiling while I’ve still got all my teeth.

I can’t remember who I stole my bio from or why

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