George Andrei on Clubhouse

Bio

Hello.
My name is George and i am the unofficial king of the Galapagos indie-pygmes. I also invented fire once after a long night of rampid masturbation, apparently friction is transferrable or something i don't know.
During my worldly travels i have found many ways of supporting my jellybean addiction such as working as an Explosive Ordnance Disposal officer at the Iraqi national marching band training camp. I was sadly fired for smoking on the job.
I am a regular wildebeest in bed, and i do enjoy the occasional chocolate milk night-cap.
During my days i do my best to spread joy and happiness around me whilst trying to balance my distain for top hats, and my love for gay sheepherders.
My best friend is a redhead lawyer with a chicken problem, and a blind guy from Sarajevo who smuggles me little cat statues which he makes out of rabbit poop and straw.
In 5 years i will have achieved my lifelong dream to build my own international Pokémon-based trading company. We will primarily focus on the mass distribution of sexualised Pikachu memorabilia.

I enjoy long walks on the beach with my pet panda and my cupcake stamp collection.
Also a sexy douche-muffin named Thor wrote me this bio, so please disregard it completely.