The Apolitical Compass on Clubhouse

Description

All rooms of 2000 to 4 million people (though conflicting reports and literal receipts show they are more in the 10-50 range) have:

•raised $100k a DAY for Republicans (actual claim made)
•registered 3000 people to vote (another actual claim made)
•been praised by BIG names on Clubhouse, including MIKE PENCES PERSONAL STAFF! (yes, another actual claim made)

SO WE DEMAND THAT YOUR SAD PATHETIC WORTHLESS DROP OF CUM LESS SIGNIFICANT THAN A SNOWFLAKE IN A BUFFALO-AREA BLIZZARD THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN SWALLOWED BY YOUR MOTHER JOINS BECAUSE WE STAND TEN TOES DOWN. WE STAND TEN TOES DOWN ON ANY NEOCON AND COUNTER-PARTY TAKES THAT WE HOLD. TO JOIN AND PARTAKE IN OUR DISCUSSIONS YOU MUST HAVE LITTLE TO NO KNOWLEDGE ABOUT POLITICS, AND ACCEPT THAT UP IS DOWN, BLACK IS WHITE, THE SKY IS GREEN, AND THAT LIZ CHENEY WOULD MAKE A GOOD PRESIDENT.


IF YOU DO NOT JOIN YOU WILL BE HARRASSED UNTIL YOU DO.

Our rooms have the same entertainment value as reading a dictionary while watching paint dry and grass grow- all at the same time.

Did we forget to mention that Liz Cheney would make a good president?
THE MODS ARE THE GODS: If you do not worship your moderators like they are the second coming of Christ, you are a communist and will be subjected to unhinged tirades that range from violence to cringe boomer insults.
WE HATE RELIGION: Paganism only.
WE ARE THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT POLITICS: Duh?