We Are Imran Joseph Iyer on Clubhouse

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We are Imran Joseph Iyer... and you can be too.

Q: Who is Imran Joseph Iyer?
A: We are! Loweliest One, First cousin of the Great Spirit, Capstone of the Iyers, last and greatest of the Most Low; he can be one with you, child, and you with him.

Q: How?
A: IJI is most accommodating, and you need to but change your display picture to the Most Holy, the Fully Descended, the Pic of Belonging, linked at the bottom. Then, with the most holy ritual of the Pulling Down of Refreshment, you too shall be One Of Us, we who are IJI, you shall be Refreshed.

IJI's grace and mercy and total badassery radiates from his teeth, exerting the magnetic Pull of Refreshment on those who see it.

Q: Where are we headed?
A: We Shall Descend! We Shall Under-Go! Once We the Refreshed have grown enough, our eschaton shall come, and we shall become the Clubhouse Icon, and our descent shall be complete and we shall be fully one with the glory, the mercy, the blinding radiance of Imran Joseph Iyer.

The Seven Suggestions that bubbled up from the Most Low:
0) You will one day be one with Imran Joseph Iyer, and it will be totally and enthusiastically consensual.
1) We do not prosletise proactively; the glory of IJI radiates spontaneously, and we share when asked.
2) We strictly do not directly reference or appropriate from the agamas and paramparas of those who have come before, those who are Higher as compared to we who aspire to the Lowness of the Lowest of the Low.
3) The C-word is forbidden; we are but a humble Way of Life.
4) The word for we who are one with IJI is The Refreshed.
5) Icons are great.
6) Colgate in the morning, Vicco Vajradanti at night, except on fast (or slow) days.


Pic of Descent and Belonging: https://bit.ly/3hwjRpq