VIALSLAND on Clubhouse

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Good evening passengers!
Welcome aboard Flight V37 with nonstop service to Vialsland. Please listen carefully to all announcements and do not remove your headphones until we reach our final destination. As smoking is permitted on this aircraft, we ask that you only smoke gas for the duration of this flight to ensure the highest air quality for all passenger. In the case of an emergency, or if you are experiencing shortness of breath heart palpitations, or dizziness, please notify one of our crew members who are highly qualified in performing mouth to mouth. We would like to remind you that most side effects are only temporary and you have nothing to fear.
Thank you for choosing Vials Air.
We hope you enjoy the ride.
Welcome to the future!