Politically Incoherent! on Clubhouse

Description

A parody of a failed attempt at parody of a club called Politically Incorrect.

Incoherent, in the sense that we don’t understand politics. Literally, at all. We honestly have no idea what the f*ck we are talking about 98% of the time, and when we do speak, it is mostly to accuse Democrats of fueling a Marxist takeover, or to prove that white people don’t have any innate privilege. We are constantly flip flopping within our own party, and have absolutely no idea how to take a joke due to our hyper-inflated egos and inability to come up with witty and creative memes.

Also, we do enjoy making rooms which we know will gaslight people of color, by denying our white privilege and dismissing the role white supremacy has played in the making of modern day America. We don’t claim to be true Republicans nor do we call ourselves true Conservatives, but rather we embrace the hypocritical flip flopping beta boy RINOs that we really are, waving our rainbow flags high in the sky and proclaiming our pronouns from the rooftops for all the world to hear.

Although we may be confused by our own political ideologies (and maybe even our own sexualities), we act only as mere puppets to the elite iron fist shoved so far up our ass it hurts to sneeze. Please don’t act surprised when you find us playing the victim card, when the victim card is there to play. We like to pretend things like merit and truth rule our moral compass, but don’t be fooled; in reality it’s quite the opposite.

We will lie, we will whine, and we will do it loud and proud as we disingenuously bring awareness to the white discrimination plaguing our country. We will not be silenced, and we will make sure the world becomes aware of the unjust discrimination & word violence people of no color such as ourselves are facing in America today.

You can not out troll the Troll Master, young grasshopper 🤡