Club India (भारत) on Clubhouse

Description

India (also known as "The Place Where You Get Off The Plane and Immediately Scream, OMGWTF? It Smells Like Shit!") is a subcontinent in South Asia, Known by Westerners for its shitty movie industry named "Bollywood", curry, degree mills, pagans, trippy artwork and IRS Scammers. Jon Stewart warns others from visiting India (in his book "Democracy") where you can catch any disease that ever killed anyone.

Some argue India as an exotic land whose ancient history is full of myth, in reality however the history of India is a history of conquest - as in being "subject" to conquest. Over the Millenia, various empires had their turn at India -- various Muslim conquistadors to the west, China started up shit once or twice where Indians surrendered, and off-course England, who decided to stick around after trying some of the tea.

Interestingly, while most countries gain their independence by churning out an eager generation of Freedom Fighters, India managed to shake off the yoke of the British Empire largely due to WW2/British running out of ammunition and money. Indian liberals love glorifying Gandhi and his legacy but often forget to mention the loads of people the British killed (with Indian Troops LOL) coz they weren't gonna fight back.

Currently India's most severe problem is continuing health catastrophe caused by the fact that poor people defecate all over everything because there aren't enough toilets (source::bloomberg)

Indians love comparing themselves to their big brother China 🇨🇳, in reality China drapes India everyday at everything. China's economy is 4 times bigger than India's and their average citizen earns 3 times as much. Chinese beat Indias in School Grades, Sports, Mass Production and Business. With being a super power almost thrice, India on the other hand is split into small states that fight amongst each other, or being conquered by other countries for cheap labor force.

National Sports of India
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* IRS scamming
* Worshipping Monkeys
* Burning Effigies
* Worshipping Elephants with 9000 arms
* Applying Bleach cream to pretend to be white
* Crapping everywhere

How to troll Indians
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* Say anything good about Pakistan
* Ask them if they access to toilets back home without simultaneously having to hold their nose.
* Ask them why a sane person would drink cow urine
* Ask them if they've heard of deodrants