Clurbhouse on Clubhouse

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It’s the Clurb y’all! ♣️😂 Welcome to Clurbhouse. All things parody of Clubhouse! We gets it cracking chile’ 🤣😅😊

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𝗝𝗼𝗶𝗻 𝘂𝘀 𝗼𝗻 𝗔𝗽𝗿𝗶𝗹 𝟏𝟎 𝗳𝗼𝗿
𝗥𝗼𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗠𝗮𝗿𝘀𝗵𝗺𝗲𝗹𝗹𝗼𝘄𝘀 - 𝗔 𝗖𝗹𝘂𝗿𝗯𝗵𝗼𝘂𝘀𝗲 𝗖𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗱𝘆
5pm PST / 8pm EST / 1am GMT

One thing about whiteness is it is ALWAYS going to find a way to center itself... 😒 🥱 So this time we did the heavy lifting 🏋🏽‍♀️ (jk, POC always do the heavy lifting 🙄) and decided to go ahead and center whiteness right here on CH for the first ever (but hopefully not the last) Roasting Marshmallows comedy event. 🔥 😂

Now wait just one minute Clubhouse Karen. ☝🏾 Tikki Torch Todd, before you call your dad chill for a second. 👀 We know you wish this was about you, but the subject of Roasting Marshmallows is not white people -- we're roasting 🔥 WHITENESS. And we get it. We really and truly get how hard it is to understand the difference between whiteness and white people when all you've ever learned about race is from Reddit, your dad or PragerU. 😒 🙄 Let's see how we can put this in words you can understand:

Cher and Elton John are white people. Thinking ketchup is a spicy condiment? Well that's whiteness. Joe Biden and Dr. Fauci? Survey says they're white people. Storming the Capitol because you have economic anxieties with a healthy touch of xenophobia? 🇺🇸 🤯 You got it my dude: THAT'S WHITENESS!

So if you're down for a night of comedy, hilarity, and tomfoolery join us Sunday April 11, 2021 at 7c/8e. We can promise you a roast, but who knows? A mofo might just get flamed. 😂 🔥 🎭 🤣


✳️ Clurbhouse is a Green Buttwhole Affiliate Club