The Habitat on Clubhouse

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Born at a very young age.

I’m a social media guru. No, really, I am.

Alzheimer’s can’t be that bad. You get to meet new people every day.

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

One person’s LOL is another’s WTF.

Cartoonist found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.

Crowded elevators smell different to short people.

Did my opinion offend you? You should hear the ones I don’t say out loud.

Humble with just a hint of Kanye

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.

I apologize for anything I say while hungry

I hold the key to success, but someone changed the lock

I might look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head, I’m quite busy.

I prefer my puns intended.

I wanted to lose kilos this year. Only 13 to go.

I’d rather steal your dessert than your boyfriend

I’m not sure how many problems I have because math is one of them.

If you can’t convince them, confuse them.

It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.

It’s very difficult to be great. Losers prove this point continuously.

One day, I hope to become a grown up

The older I get, the more everyone can kiss my ass.

You’re a 10, on the pH scale… Cuz you’re basic.