The Electric Church on Clubhouse

Description

Welcome to The Electric Church!
Our foundation lays on a legend of inconceivable cosmic battles of two incompatible intelligences within and beyond spacetime.

The two opposing forces came to a clash. They were the Lords of Ice and the Lords of Fire; one static and frozen and the other dynamic and fiery. The cosmic war has spread across the stars and between regions and dimensions. Since then, the two contrasting patterns shaped the evolution of the universe.

The knowledge came to us through our prophet. For the aid of secrecy, we shall refer to him as Quantum Jesus. Any relation to other traditions is a coincidence. He was/is a space smuggler, an outlaw and a holy man with deep understanding of the unknown. One fine day in a distant galaxy he found himself in a strip club and while being in deep meditation, he experienced for a small fragment of time his ultimate truth. A cosmic cyclone emerged within his mind (or pants, not sure where it happened due to issues of localization 😵) So, he immediately left the strip joint and time travelled to a place called Earth to help the inhabitants experience their own personalized truth.

Anyone and everyone is welcome to join us 👽👩👨. We are all equal here (except a small group of people who shall have received the great secrets of our Prophet 😁).

Due to our more profound understanding of the universe (and the pandemic 🤯), we enable you to practice the religion anywhere you want.

Our major promises are the usual stuff our opponents promise.

We are developing our quantum currency, discovering the ultimate science (or save our disciples from scientists 😈), solving energy concerns, and bringing peace to the world (or chaos, depending on the state duality 😎).

Future exploration of the universe is the ultimate goal (but we urge you not to get mixed up with "colonizing"; We are all about new frontiers, not imposing our limited perception 😡)

So, join the club at your own risk if you seek your personalized truth and salvation. For the most devoted disciples, we will be offering 5 karma credits.
Keep your dogmas for yourself. : Simulation of ideas is welcome. The actual universe is a strange place. It has no need for your believes or doctrines.
Be respectful. : Engage in conversation, do not give lectures to people. Our clergy does the preaching here.
No sleeping in the rooms. : It is considered a cardinal sin and shall be punished with eternal damnation. Talk to our priesthood for waiver blessing in case of repentance.