From the Nosebleeds on Clubhouse

Description

🏟 A sports talk club for the diehards, the former pros and the average Joe’s, the cheap bastards and drunk disasters, the superstitious, the hecklers, the creatures, the dreamers and true believers. Welcome to the team 🤝

Covering all major sports with in depth coverage of NFL, MLB and NBA 🏈⚾️🏀

Frequent East Coast Bias 🗽

Chicks dig the long ball - come out swinging with hot takes or grab some pine 🙅🏼‍♀️

✳️ Club Admins

Mark Crimmins @mcrimm
Mike D’Agostino @mikeydags

🗓 Flagship Programming

*Fridays 6:00pm EST : Mark & The Mad Dags
*Wildcard Time : The Ben Garner Show
*In The Pipeline : No One Cares About Your Fantasy Team Show

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🙋🏼‍♂️ Why live your life sitting in the nosebleeds? 🙋🏼‍♀️

The nosebleeds are the cheap seats, highest and furthest from the action - but we’ll do just about anything to be a part of it 💯

Suckers like us utilize any means possible to will our teams to victory. Whether it’s cheering, screaming, begging, praying, maybe even a little drunken crying - whatever it takes to get that W 🏆

Sitting up in the nosebleeds is common - what’s uncommon is the unspoken bond between you and the fellow diehards surrounding you 🍻

🩺 Common side effects may include 😵

High Blood Presure - F!&@K the other team and all their mothers

Dizziness - inexplicable coaches decisions make your head spin

Nausea - following your team’s ups and downs make you sick

Severe Intoxication - We win? We drink. We lose? We drink.

👨🏻‍⚕️Ask your DFS Doctor Locks if sitting in the nosebleeds is right for you 👩‍⚕️
No touching of the hair or face: and that’s it