Welcome to The Green Buttwhole! Not the half or the quarter; this is the WHOLE. The Green Buttwhole is Clubhouse’s hottest and most ridiculous, fully democratized, anti-elitist, radically inclusive social club. We host public social rooms every night and members-only chill/co-working spaces most weekdays. All members must be initiated. No exceptions.
𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗚𝗿𝗲𝗲𝗻 𝗕𝘂𝘁𝘁𝘄𝗵𝗼𝗹𝗲 𝗖𝗼𝗺𝗺𝘂𝗻𝗶𝘁𝘆
Visit TheGreenButtwhole.club to join our Discord community!
𝗚𝗿𝗲𝗲𝗻 𝗕𝘂𝘁𝘁𝘄𝗵𝗼𝗹𝗲 𝗣𝗹𝗮𝘆𝗹𝗶𝘀𝘁𝘀
Chill Playlist: greenbuttwhole.club
Lit Playlist: thefunctionch.club
Texas Playlist: clurbhouse.club
𝗛𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗿𝘆 𝗼𝗳 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗚𝗿𝗲𝗲𝗻 𝗕𝘂𝘁𝘁𝘄𝗵𝗼𝗹𝗲
Legend has it that Tristan Yi was the first person on Clubhouse to use the term “green butthole.” This moment is allegedly recorded on the blockchain as an NFT.
Jordan Hurst, who brought Tristan on the app, then stole the term “green butthole.” She inundated her clubhouse crew with lots of “green buttholes”, claiming she invented it.
Dr. Lunsford scheduled and opened the first “Green Buttwhole” room. This commencing room was followed by nine subsequent rooms.
Clubhouse had Club Creation Christmas, and 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗚𝗿𝗲𝗲𝗻 𝗕𝘂𝘁𝘁𝘄𝗵𝗼𝗹𝗲 was born.
(Eventually, Jordan told everyone that she was never the true inventor of the “green butthole”)
Owen was present at the inaugural GBW room, and is an integral addition to the club. However, we never give Owen a green buttwhole!
The “Boast” room was born in The Green Buttwhole on March 16, 2021.
The Green Buttwhole hosted Clubhouse’s first ever whale penis room on April 3, 2021.
❗️ANYTHING GOES, except...
The Green Buttwhole welcomes and accepts every individual and every conversational tangent they offer. You must welcome them as well. Hate speech of any sort will not be tolerated here.
Everyone gets a green buttwhole (“mod badge”), as long as we make a real connection. This is our anti-elitist practice here at TGB, but do not mistake this for lawlessness. Everyone here is a mod.
New members must receive an initiation ceremony during a public event with at least two active members participating. NO EXCEPTIONS!!!
|June 12, 2021||1,015||+1||+0.1%|
|June 11, 2021||1,014||+2||+0.2%|
|June 10, 2021||1,012||+1||+0.1%|
|June 09, 2021||1,011||+4||+0.4%|
|June 08, 2021||1,007||-1||-0.1%|
|June 07, 2021||1,008||+5||+0.5%|