Night Vale City Hall on Clubhouse

Description

It’s election season again, and you know what that means! Sheriff’s Secret Police will be coming by to collect certain family members so that everyone votes for the correct council seats and there’s no confusion. These family members will be held in a secure and undisclosed location, which everyone knows is the Abandoned Mine Shaft outside of town.

But, don’t let the name fool you, listeners: it’s been used for years for so many kidnappings and illegal detentions that the Abandoned Mine Shaft outside of town is actually a pretty nice location these days, featuring king-sized beds, free wifi, and HBO. Also torture cubicles, but I don’t think anyone’s going to make the Council use those.

Remember, this is America. Vote correctly, or never see your loved ones again.

This message brought to you by the City Council.

[Welcome to Night Vale, Episode 4]
Do not enter the dog park:
Do not feed the librarians:
All hail the Glow Cloud: